Today's Failbook fail: Getting Out of a Ticket.
Man: And that my friends is how you talk your way out of being towed and getting a parking ticket
Man #2: How did the cock taste
In case you were unaware, there are thousands, if not millions, of human beings who have been forced to perform oral sex by an authority figure in a uniform. Just look at the soldiers currently using rape as a weapon of war in the Congo.
You'll forgive me if I neglect to laugh at the flippant suggestion that one of the most horrible things that can happen to a person has happened to the commenter's "friend."
Merry fucking Christmas.