Today's Failbook fail: Dad's a Pro!
Wow, today's a doozy. Money quote: "If it has tits or tires you're going to have problems."
Then the dude's girlfriend says something neutral, and finally the dude's dad tells him to consult his "old man" "when servicing tits."
Wait, can we go back to the part where a) he identifies his girlfriend entirely by an impolite name for her most noticeable secondary sex characteristics and b) equates being in a relationship with his girlfriend to owning a motor vehicle? So I guess this means women are subhuman. Because of these tits!! All the matter that would've gone into creating our souls goes into plumping up our tits instead!! Aww yeah, I figured it out.
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