Today's Failbook fail: Classic Jokes: #31.
Woman: Complete the following sentence: "I like my coffee like I like my men (or women), ____"
Another woman: ground up and in the freezer
Ha . . . ha. Yeah. Don't worry; the 332 men who were murdered in 2005 by their intimate partners are laughing in the Spirit World. It's that deadpan delivery -- get it, DEADpan?!?