No, Seriously.

Today's Failbook fail: How To: Hookup on Facebook with No Fear of Rejection.

The imaginary women in this post are named "Sexy McSexbucket" (photo: stereotypical young Asian schoolgirl"), "Derpy Derpina," "Ugly Pog," and "Dickshrivel Wench." And it's all about wanting to have sex with women.

Go fuck yourself. Seriously.